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I felt very […] In a past life (read: up until 2015), Miami was a destination for some of my wildest times.

One summer, we literally woke up like this: (For the record, that’s a patio…and a Bebe dress…and me drunkenly defying gravity.

” *This is meant as a joke, I am not saying that marriage is bad, in most cases anyways.

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